if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed

(Source: au-rev0ir, via boa-vista)

nippled:

*passes out from laughing too hard at my own joke*

(via somuch-forthat)

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

(via priella)